People Put Anything on These Things

I've always laughed at these. Thought you might too.

Below is my personal favorite:-)

Inspired by a True Story

For English this week I was assigned to, "select one lesson I'd 'learned' or began to learn, as the result of a specific incident and write on it ." In other words, think of some dumb thing I did and write a story on it. Sadly quite a few blunders came to mind. I settled on the one below and finished my final draft this morning. Since you all like to tease me, I figured I could give you some material. BTW, I changed a few names to protect the innocent:-)

An Ordinary Piece of News... ~L.M.S.
…Told with the normal straight face and level voice. Sure, she was smiling, but anyone would think that was due to the fact that she was relating a pleasant article of intelligence, one I had been hoping would happen. As she would know, I believed her.
Later that day I told my sister with excitement.
“Lucy is going to be in my grade!”
“Really?” Deb seemed quite perplexed. “Why isn’t she going to graduate this year? Poor Girl. Who told you?”
“Mrs. S., Lucy’s mom told her. Lucy’s so much fun, I’d be sorry to see her go this year. I think she just wasn’t ready to leave home yet. Now we have two more play years together.”
My sister seemed satisfied with my information, but didn’t share my excitement; she was more prone to pity. Now, I’m not a person to gossip or to spread unconfirmed rumors, but I was excited that one of my favorite home school friends wasn’t going to move off sooner than I was ready for, so I shared it with a few people. All asked about the same questions as my sister, I was never doubted though, because I had it from an irreproachable source.
Now I wish I’d kept my big mouth shut, especially at Track a few days later.
“So Lucy…” I said as soon as I’d caught my breath after catching up to her. “I’m so pumped about the next two years; we’re going to have so much fun!”
“Yeah, I guess so,” She gasped as we rounded the turn. “I’m nervous about my senior year; I hope I don’t get a huge part, or a lot of lines.”
“Oh don’t worry,” I steered around a puddle from the recent rain. “You and I still got a whole year till we got to worry about that, it’s only our Jr. Year.”
A puzzled look crosses her face. That should’ve been ample warning for me but I plunged on.
“Yeah, I was practically giddy when I heard we were going to be the same grade, I couldn’t believe-“
“Lydia, what ARE you talking about?” She abruptly interrupted me and considerately slowed her gait. “Are you graduating this year with me? I’m a senior.”
“What?” I stopped altogether. “But… I… Didn’t… oops.” I suddenly felt quite warm and could sense my face reddening. “Oh, never mind, just ignore me.” PLEASE, I added under my breath. Thankfully just then the coach cautioned us to keep up with everyone else and hurry.
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“Lillian Mae, did or did not your mom tell me Lucy was doing her Jr. Year again, thus coming back to my grade?”
“You mean about last week?” She gave me “the look.” “Don’t tell me… It was a joke, you knew that didn’t you? You believed her?? Lydia!”
“No further comments at this time.” I responded miserably to her pealing laughter.
As I set about setting all the people straight that I’d misinformed I was thankful I hadn’t told too many friends. I reflected on how gullible I could be, definitely something to work on. I now knew I needed to not believe quite everything I heard.

Britain's Got Talent- Paul & Connie

Now I'm not one of those people who gets obsessed with a reality TV show and goes on and on, and on about etc. I'm not that big on TV shows anyways, I like Andy Griffith, but he was in the 50's. Considering that I couldn't have watched this show if I'd wanted to, which I don't (want to) didn't that is, until Paul Potts showed up.



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In Anticipation of a Most Happy Return

OUR SUSIE IS COMING HOME TODAY

By Yours Truly

Sung to the tune of "The Ants Go Marching-w/adjustments"

Our Susie is coming home today,

Hurrah, hurrah,

Our Susie is coming home today,

Hurrah, hurrah,

Our Susie is coming home today,

She's been gone so very long,

And we're soooooooo glad,

She's coming back to us.

She was working at the First Fruits,

So far away,

She was working at First Fruits,

so far away,

She was working at First Fruits,

For four whole long weeks,

It's been so boring here,

poor us poor us.

Now we are so glad she's coming today,

Yippee,

We are so glad she's coming today,

Woopee,

I almost didn't survive while my Susie away,

But now she's coming back today.

HURRAH

Howdy!

Just thought I'd let you all know. I am going to really update one of these days... really. Right now I'm at my grand parents house. Today we went to my cousins first cheering at a Jr. Varsity Football game. We left at halftime just as it started to POUR! Those poor kids... Before that Grandpa took me to the driving range, to hit my first golf balls. Yes, I ACTUALLY did HIT most of them, not just empty swings, and one made it 80 or 90 yards. I think we're going tomorrow too. Maybe I'll get a picture.

I'm also up here to figure out what style hope chest I want. (Whenever one of us granddaughters graduates G&G gives us a hope chest.) We were looking for ideas online at this website http://www.trunk.com/ there was one for $5,550! Goodness, don't you think that's a little much?? They have lots of cool antique trunks, check it out.

$5,550. I still can't get over it...

How well do you know the Bible??

I was surprised I did so well. How about you?

You know the Bible 98%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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And the Winner is...

"Guess the nummber of jellybeans in the jar and you could win a trip to....Hawaii!"

261...262...263...264...265...266...267...268...269...270...271...


Okay, so it wasn't Hawaii, or jellybeans for that matter, but I did try to guess the number of candies in the jar at the book fair at our library.

Children's Librarian:" So you going to try?"

Me:" Yeah, I might as well, I've never won anything before in my life. You can always try! What have people been guessing at?"

C.L.:"I've heard a lot of sixties, I don't even know what's in there, I just dumped them in."

Me:*Counts for a moment* "Looks like more than that to me, I'll try...78."



Fast-forward to lunch today. Phone rings. I answer.



Me:"Hello?" (with my best british accent:-)

Library:" Hi Lydia? This is the Public Library, I just wanted to let you know you won our guess the number of candies in the jar game at the book fair!"

Me: *Faint*


Okay, so I didn't faint, but I laughed pretty hard and was sort-of dazed for a sec. it's not that big of a deal, but when you've never won anything your entire life, it's pretty fun. Actually I didn't guess it on the number, but I was the closest without going over.

I thought it was fun:-)