Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Day I Almost Died

Wait, I am alive, right?

*checks pulse*

Okay, I'm good.

Anyway...

I almost died the day I had to face this.

Scary huh?

To borrow from Fanny Squeers's quotableness "My heart does SO Palpitate!" Only mine was more of the hammer-again-a-steel-wall-I-can't-hear-anything-over-the-noise type of palpitate rather that the pitter-patter of a love sick heart. Personally I would have preferred the latter...

It was a bad morning, (bad being the mildest term I could use here) Try attempting to control your emotions so you don't burst into tears in a so-silent-you-could-hear-a-pin-drop room of 30 kids who look madly smart and confident. During this time also try to imagine being aware that you're whiter than a sheet and struggling how to do simple things like spelling "concentration" (it's a c, right???) and figuring out what on earth what 6 divided by 2 is. (3?? 2?? 12???). Then you'll know how I felt, sort of.

Like I said, it's was bad morning. I left the test building accompanied by a tsunami size wave of despair a headache the size on Montana. I was angered by the injustice of it, just because I'm not a very apt tester (I do NOT work well under pressure) I was going to get the most embarrassing score of my life and I'd have to take the test again this fall. I was just thrilled. (The former sentence is just dripping with sarcasm.)

I got my test scores on Saturday.

I stared hard at the envelope that I was sure held my doom, I wasn't even sure I wanted to open it.

But I did, because among all my faults the greatest is a maddening inclination towards curiosity. It killed the cat, and I was sure it would kill me too.

*reads score*

*re-checks pulse*

*pinches self*

*re-reads the name at the top of the results*

*re-re-reads MY name at the top of the results*

*blinks eyes*

*screams*

*jumps up and down*



This proves that there is a God in Heaven.

This proves miracles to happen.

(FYI the ACT is scored 1-36, 21 is the national average.)

Monday, May 18, 2009

Tri-State Homeschool Group's Class of 2009

I'M DONE!!
(sort-of)
*SQUEALS*

Yes it was very windy.

More pictures to follow...

(I am aware that lately I've been an awful blogger, but I hate it when people lament their lack of blogging on their blogs, so I'll refrain :-) )

Monday, February 2, 2009

Sunday Evening February 1st 2009

It is a day when America comes together, and also a day when it is ripped apart. Brother against brother, son against father in a fer ice battle of...

cheering for their favorite team?

Yesterday was Superbowl Sunday, a day when America unites in gluing themselves to the TV watching teams play that they usually couldn't care less about. And what was we doing on this All-American day?

"I see a lot of blue and orange."
"Is it animated?"
"I'm pretty sure."
"Incredibles has a lot of orange."
"Mom can you get closer?"

We were on a long stretch on Wisconsin highway the game was at halftime so Joe had taken his headphones out and joined the rest of us in "The Mystery Of What Movie is Playing In The SUV In Front Of Us??"

It was a difficult case. We scoured our brains for animated film names and peeled our eyes for the slightest clue. Finally we threw caution to the wind and mom stealthily sidled up until we were level with the SUV in question. I got a brief glimpse of the 8 inch screen.

"Kung Fu Panda!!!" I yelled triumphantly.

Case Solved.

Mom, Joe, Luke and I are at a speech and debate tournament in Milwaukee for the next three days. I'll try to post some pictures and a brief post everyday, maybe twice a day if you all would like me to. I also plan to work hard, meet lots of talented nice homeschoolers and Joe is hoping to get over the disappointing football game.

Poor Kurt Warner.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

How to Check a Book in at My Library in 8 Steps.

This was an English assignment where I was supposed to explain a process that was familiar to me, but that I was supposed to assume my reader knew nothing about. Enjoy!


Libraries are a part of modern life. It is a place to gain knowledge, or even just to enjoy some entertainment. Libraries are places of order, but do you ever think about the people who keep it that way? You randomly pull a book off the shelf check it out and bring it back. You drop it in the return book and think nothing else of it. After you leave a librarian must check the books in. Here how she might do it:

(We are of course assuming this library has updated to computers, instead of the old card catalog, which, while having it’s merits, is now old technology.)

First we must look at the quantity of book in the return bin, in this particular case; we have a square hole in the counter. Below is a hollow wooden box of the same size of the hole with a top on springs, the heavier the load of books in the return bin the lower the top. If there are only a couple of items in on top of the bin I advise taking checking them in with not much fuss. Easy.

If, as it is the norm, the return box is quite full of items, I advise going about it in this orderly fashion:

1.) Take everything out of the box. (If there are especially a lot of books and the top is way down you might have to go below the counter to remove the books more easily, especially if you are shorter than the average human.) Check for items that are wedged between the top and the lip of the box. Also when the bin is empty (and if it has wheels) roll it our from under the hole and check around the area for anything that might have fallen off the over-stuffed bin onto the floor. Replace the bin.

2.) The items you have removed should be placed in stacks around the hole on the counter. Divide them into sensible categories: The VHS tapes, DVDs, CDs, Books on Tape, Large Print, Children’s, Paperbacks, Teens, Mystery, Adult Fiction, Non-fiction and Fantasy all go into several assorted piles.

3.) Pick a pile and start with the item on top. (I usually start with the DVDs because they are high-demand.)

4.) Locate the barcode. (A barcode is a series of parallel vertical lines, or bars used yp assign a unique identification code.) Depending on the item and who it belongs to the barcode could be anywhere. On our DVDs the barcode is usually in the right side of the case above the DVD. Other libraries have the barcode on the front, some on the back. CD cases almost always have the barcode on the front.

5.) Place the barcode under the scanner’s red laser light. (A scanner is an input device that puts something into digital form.) Now this is the most difficult of the process, I can’t really tell you how to do it because it’s a “touch” one must learn how to do. You must place it in the exactly right place and pull it out quickly. There can’t be anything too close, even your hand, or the scanner will become confused. If the scanner reads the barcode correctly the name of the item with appear on the screen and the computer will give you a reassuring “beep”.

6.) If, indeed the barcode is on the inside of the case, when you open it you will be able to see if the DVD or CD is there. (You’d be surprised how many people return the case but leave the DVD or CD in the player.) If the DVD/CD isn’t present use your mouse to click where the name of the item appeared on the screen. The name of the patron who had had the item will show in a pop-up window. Write down the name and put aside to call later.

7.) Place the item on put it on the correct cart. In my libraries check-in area there are three carts surrounding the counter. To the left of the hole there is a two sided yellow cart with two shelves in each side. On the inside cover of most items is the month and year which the library purchased it; if it was purchased in the last six months, place in on the top shelf of the left side of the yellow cart. The top right shelf is where all the other books go (no matter if they are children’s, teens, adults etc.) Magazines go on the right and left sides bottom shelves. Adult DVDs, VHS tapes, CDs and Books on tape go on a single sided three shelved black cart behind me. DVDs on the top shelf, VHS tape on the middle and CDs and Books on tape on the bottom. There is a low one sided yellow cart to your right. Children’ DVDs, CDs and Books on tape go there.

8.) At our library we trade books with some neighboring libraries. If one of these borrowed items is returned the computer will tell you who to send it back to. You then put the item in the crate on the shelf below the computer that is there for just such a purpose. It is also possible that an item might be requested by a patron of the library when checked in the computer will tell you. You can then print out the slip of paper and tape it (with removable tape) to the spine of the item and put it on another shelf below the computer in the area marked “To Call”.

It is a possibility that a personnel item may be returned, or even an item from a church or school library that your library is not associated with. If it is a church or school library item return to the library. If it is a personnel item you can try to find the owner by searching the names of people who have just brought items back.

Sound complicated? Well then would you like to know then that the item is not even half-way back to it’s proper spot. From the carts it must go to the shelves in the staff room where it will sit until someone takes it and puts it on a different cart, takes it to the right place in the building and puts it on the right place on the shelf. (All this is has a system unto it’s self.) Often enough the item doesn’t stay there for more than a week, when somebody checks it out, takes it home, utilizes it, and drops it into the return bin. Here we go again.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Wordy Wednesday #3

Tragic~ Provoking deep sadness, distress or grief.

Poem~ A complete and self-contained piece of writing in verse that is set out in lines of a set length and uses rhyme.imagery, and often rhyme to achieve its effect.

Remembrance~ The act of honoring the memory of a person or event


In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Lt.-Col. John McCrae

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thankful Thursdays #18

I am thankful, that even in this changing time of political upheaval, God is still the same. In 20 days, the U.S. will be picking a new leader. Whoever that leader is I'm glad I know that God will never change, he will take care of me no matter what happens, my obedience to him is all that matters. In God I know what is right and what is wrong, no matter what carnal man may say.

"We may safely assert... that no civil rulers are to be obeyed when they enjoin things that are inconsistent with the commands of God... All commands running counter to the declared will of the supreme legislator of heaven and earth, are null and void; and therefore disobedience to them is a duty, not a crime."

Jonathon Mayhew From a sermon in 1750

Friday, September 5, 2008

Guess!

Tanstaafl
Guess what it stands for!
(Hint: I learned it in economics class,
but it''s not exactly eloquent....)

Monday, June 2, 2008

Don't ask me but...

I think brains don't work as well in the summer. June 1st came and went and suddenly I can't do Algebra.

Not that I could do it that well before...

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

(Drum Roll Please)

"Laaaadies and Gentleman. it is my personnel pleasure to announce to you that Lydia Margret S. has completely read her Bible in a totally in only 90 days!!"

That's right boys and girls.

All 66 Books.

All 1,173 Chapters.

All c. 30,879 verses.

And all (well mostly all) c. 968,145 words.

Lets just say I'm a little proud of myself...

Friday, April 25, 2008

$1,000,000

One Million dollars. Six zeros following a one. Imagine...

I don't consider myself a greedy person, If my boss didn't remember to give me my paycheck I would forget it, and never get paid. (On that note, yesterday at work I got paid too watch movies! I love my job...)

Last night Luke and I were watching "Are you smarter than a Fifth Grader?" I knew, or guessed at most of the answers leading up to the million dollar one. The contestant won half a million, realised that the last question was on social studies and dropped out with the money. He was glad he had dropped out when they showed the million dollar question "How many men signed the Declaration of Independence?" He said he had no idea and would have guessed 53. I about exploded. I, ME, LYDIA, knew the answer to the million dollar question!!! 56!! Any dedicated National Treasure fan would know that!! (In fact, they have it wrong the whole movie and say it's 55.)

I couldn't believe it... me, who can't even do Algebra...

In fact I became so engrossed, I must not have been thinking clearly when I noticed a rather strong aroma. "What is that sicky sweet smell?" I thought out loud. When I finally pulled myself out of my wonderment, I realized that Luke was spraying a can of what he thought to be air freshener randomly and thickly about the room. The problem? It wasn't air freshener, it was hairspray.

I'm still a bit lightheaded.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters..

(For those haven't read The Screwtape Letters, this is written by a demon and when he refers to the "Enemy" he's talking about God.)

"The humans live in time but our Enemy destines them to Eternity. He therefore, I believe, wants to attend chiefly to two things, to Eternity itself, and to that point of time which they call the Present. For the Present is the point at which time touches Eternity. Of the Present moment, and of it only, humans have an experience, analogous to the experience which our Enemy has of reality as a whole; in it alone freedom and actuality are offered them. He would therefore have them continually concerned either with Eternity (which means being concerned with him) or with the Present-wither meditating on their eternal union with, or separation from, Himself, or else obeying the present voice of conscience, bearing the present cross, receiving of the present grace, giving thanks for the Present pleasure." ~Chapter 15, The Screwtape Letters

I was reading this for school today and this particular paragraph jumped out at me. I guess I just never though of it this way... present is our only connection to eternity.The present goes by so fast, that I forget to enjoy and give thanks for every day God gives me, I forget to praise him for the connection he gives me with him, the ability to spend eternity with God.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Grammar, To Being or Not to Being

Remember the English assignment from the beginning if the school year?? Well I've written more assignments since then, but nothing too interesting. Last week's chapters assignment was to write a piece supporting a subject, but completely mean to oppose it. I was to write something by meaning something else. It's an interesting venue of the written word. Although often used in sarcasm, C.S Lewis used it in his classic "The Screwtape Letters" which I am currently reading. By writing from the view of a demon, and through that trying showing evil to be good he was actually showing how sickly evil, evil really is! I'm not aspiring to be be C.S. Lewis, but when I learned this venue was to be used in my assignment I decided to enjoy it by attack a pet peeve of mine, (a pet peeve I am ashamedly guilty of..) BAD GRAMMAR!



Hey’s me is so happy your is reading this here wrote paper. I is written it to speaks to all you that good grammer ain’t worth at all the work and trouble and all that. You who wants to messy with pronouns and nouns and verbs and proper tenses. Why you worry about the difference in seen and saw? What matters is it was looked. Was were what were the problem with it if it was that a way or were that way. Past present and future make none big deal, ain’t they the same? and in that there thought whats with capitalization and punctuation all big trouble i’s say I could be ,any trouble to figure which of whole much tenses to use when you is written when you’s could just wrote what you feels like and let the reading person figure out what you’s meet hisself that’s how come i’s going to being start a club for non-grammulacerists calling
“grammer ain’t worth it none”

Care’s to join i?

“grammer ain’t worth it none” is a corperation of “spillin shud bee otlaud”

Friday, February 8, 2008

My Exciting News!!

Joe and I went to a Homeschool Speech and Debate Tournament toady. Joe did team debate with his friend Nick. They tied their first debate and won they're second. I competed in the "Humorous Speech" category and "Impromptu" (where you're given a topic and 2 min. to write a 5 min. speech). When I competed in the humorous speech I told a story called "Stand Back said the Elephant, I’m Going to Sneeze”. To make a long story short....I won first place!!!!!
I gave my story twice; each time to two judges, 3 out of the 4 judges placed me at first, which means I won!!! I still can't believe it!!!!!

I just wanted to share my joy with you :-) :-)

I'm still grinning from ear to ear!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

More Humor

You Know You're a Homeschooler When...


You can memorize your library card number in twenty seconds- and your sisters’ too.…lets see...
You’re reading one book for Literature, another for Additional History, a third for Additional Religion- and, but only sometimes- a fourth for Leisure Reading.… Very True
You get movies from the Library about composers, artists, inventors, and the Shroud- and watch them for whatever subjects you can make them fit, that you have for the day.…
Art is everyday- or, if it’s not, you do it anyway.…
Your homework is made up of adding to a scrapbook, working on a story, composing a new song on the piano, or emailing a friend a very long letter about life.… Guilty
Recess is your watch-the-baby time.… :-)
You get at least two weeks off of school at Christmas and Easter.…
You can actually enjoy all the three months of summer- and more.…
You can afford to commit yourself to choir and drama, because your life isn’t school- it’s living. …You can go to the beach for vacation in September- and, of course, be almost alone.…I wish...
You take ‘field trips’ to the greenhouse to buy garden plants, or downtown to run errands, or to the park to ride bikes and walk the dog.… Guilty as charged
You can spend a whole evening playing chess- and your whole birthday with your family.…That's always nice
You wonder how on earth the people do it who have track, swim, soccer, basketball, football, volleyball, and more- on top of hours of homework and a part-time job.….It's a mystery to me.
Your whole family is there at dinner- and most of you for breakfast and lunch- and you spend the time talking faster than you eat about all you read and did in the day, to Dad.…
You don’t really have a schedule, or if you do you don’t always stick to it.…Mom wishes we did.
You’re never really sure when its ‘lunch time’, and you eat at different times everyday- depending on when the baby naps, and how long History took. … Very true.
You don’t really start thinking about college until you’re out of highschool. … I don't want to...
People shake their heads and sigh, because of your lack of ‘freedom’, and you smile because you know they just don’t get it. …:-)
Nobody knows who you are, and no one can remember your name.… People know I'm "Tom's daughter" but nothing beyond that.
You don’t know any of the strange songs you hear people singing, or the song artists that fill the TV and radio channels, and stores’ music sections. … What's the big deal with all that anyway?
Someone asks you what school you go to, and you can look them in the eye, and smile, and say: “I’m home-schooled." -But you know that only other home-schoolers will understand what that really means. And then, not even all of them. ...
You've done school in your pajamas... The best way to do it!
You're smarter than the average person... Well...
You call your teacher mom True..

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Inspired by a True Story

For English this week I was assigned to, "select one lesson I'd 'learned' or began to learn, as the result of a specific incident and write on it ." In other words, think of some dumb thing I did and write a story on it. Sadly quite a few blunders came to mind. I settled on the one below and finished my final draft this morning. Since you all like to tease me, I figured I could give you some material. BTW, I changed a few names to protect the innocent:-)

An Ordinary Piece of News... ~L.M.S.
…Told with the normal straight face and level voice. Sure, she was smiling, but anyone would think that was due to the fact that she was relating a pleasant article of intelligence, one I had been hoping would happen. As she would know, I believed her.
Later that day I told my sister with excitement.
“Lucy is going to be in my grade!”
“Really?” Deb seemed quite perplexed. “Why isn’t she going to graduate this year? Poor Girl. Who told you?”
“Mrs. S., Lucy’s mom told her. Lucy’s so much fun, I’d be sorry to see her go this year. I think she just wasn’t ready to leave home yet. Now we have two more play years together.”
My sister seemed satisfied with my information, but didn’t share my excitement; she was more prone to pity. Now, I’m not a person to gossip or to spread unconfirmed rumors, but I was excited that one of my favorite home school friends wasn’t going to move off sooner than I was ready for, so I shared it with a few people. All asked about the same questions as my sister, I was never doubted though, because I had it from an irreproachable source.
Now I wish I’d kept my big mouth shut, especially at Track a few days later.
“So Lucy…” I said as soon as I’d caught my breath after catching up to her. “I’m so pumped about the next two years; we’re going to have so much fun!”
“Yeah, I guess so,” She gasped as we rounded the turn. “I’m nervous about my senior year; I hope I don’t get a huge part, or a lot of lines.”
“Oh don’t worry,” I steered around a puddle from the recent rain. “You and I still got a whole year till we got to worry about that, it’s only our Jr. Year.”
A puzzled look crosses her face. That should’ve been ample warning for me but I plunged on.
“Yeah, I was practically giddy when I heard we were going to be the same grade, I couldn’t believe-“
“Lydia, what ARE you talking about?” She abruptly interrupted me and considerately slowed her gait. “Are you graduating this year with me? I’m a senior.”
“What?” I stopped altogether. “But… I… Didn’t… oops.” I suddenly felt quite warm and could sense my face reddening. “Oh, never mind, just ignore me.” PLEASE, I added under my breath. Thankfully just then the coach cautioned us to keep up with everyone else and hurry.
*****************
“Lillian Mae, did or did not your mom tell me Lucy was doing her Jr. Year again, thus coming back to my grade?”
“You mean about last week?” She gave me “the look.” “Don’t tell me… It was a joke, you knew that didn’t you? You believed her?? Lydia!”
“No further comments at this time.” I responded miserably to her pealing laughter.
As I set about setting all the people straight that I’d misinformed I was thankful I hadn’t told too many friends. I reflected on how gullible I could be, definitely something to work on. I now knew I needed to not believe quite everything I heard.

Monday, March 26, 2007

*WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS THE DREADED WORD!!*

Algebra, yes the dreaded word. The dreaded subject. The dreaded everything else and the worst of all horrible school subjects. "It pierces my soul!!!"

He he, no, I'm not that bad, and that last quote is a joke. Just so everyone knows it's from Persuasion. Today I started Algebra I. Finishing Pre-Algebra with an A on the final test helps boost my confidence in my brain. But I know the actual Algebra will be harder, but I think I can do it. I don't know if every knew, but last fall I knew as much math as a fifth grader (no pun intended.) 7 months later (the present) I am now almost where I should be in math knowledge. I don't know quite how it happened. God must have done something to my brain to make it more hmmm.... smarter, I guess. Mom also found this cool math program called Math-You-See that is easy to understand and kid-friendly. Thank you to every one who encouraged me all year, I couldn't have made it through those rough spots with out you. I would have given up. I still can use prayers and encouragement as I attempt Algebra I!!! So keep it up.

Hope you all aren't bored with my description of my brain-impediment. Just wanted to express my thanks!!!

Cheerio,

~Me~

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