A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
L-I-F-E C-H-A-N-G-E-I-N-G.
Which is good, nice, good for me and everyone else.
But...
I've always said "The worst part of vacation is coming home."
I proved it today.
Note: I make calls so often at the library that it's very automatic. I can follow my train of thought without paying attention to what I'm saying.
Italics are my thoughts.
Let's see a movie for Saamia, she's a nice lady, Indian I think.
*calls number*
*gets answering machine*
"Hello, this is the Public Library..."
I should tell Molly (fellow christian librarian) about camp.
"I'm just calling to let you know you have have a movie in, we'll keep it at the library for 2 days In-"
*here my attention is suddenly wholly on my what I was about to say*
Oh my word, I was about to say In Jesus Name Amen, what on earth??? Hurry and finish*
"Well, have a nice day, Amen."
Amen?? Amen? What on earth why did I-
*realizes I'm still being recorded*
"Umm.. I didn't mean that I meant to say good-bye. I'm sorry."
I am such an idiot
" I guess I'm not very good at this whole answering machine thing although I do it enough..."
Lydia, it's still recording you...
" Well Good-bye!"
*Slams phone down*
*tells other librarian about embarrassing call*
Librarian: *laughs so hard she's cries*
Other Librarian: *laughs even harder* "You said amen?Isn't she Hindu?"
Hindu? *feels like fainting*
*calls same number again*
"Hi, this is the Library again. I'm just calling because I am aware I just left a rather odd message on your machine so I thought I'd explain myself."
Or try to...
"You see I just got back from camp, church camp, so I guess I wasn't quite in my librarian mode yet...so I don't know why I said that... so I'm just calling to apologize... I just hope you were able to laugh at it..."
And not get mad and please not get mad...
" So have a nice day! Good-bye!"
I have a feeling I just made a embarrassing situation worse. Me and my big mouth.





















