Yes, this is from Rebecca's Blog

The Hardy Boys Series
By Franklin W. Dixon
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker

Joe
I'm the fair-haired rash one.

Frank
I'm the dark-haired studious one and a year older than Joe. (A MYSTERY happens. The Hardy Boys find a CLUE. They go to an exotic LOCALE with nothing but POCKET CHANGE and INVESTIGATE it. Chet Morton gets KIDNAPPED.)
Official
Stop! You're not allowed in here! Oh wait, you're Fenton's boys. Let me give you a tour of our top secret restricted area. (The Hardy Boys witness a SHADY DEAL taking place.)

Joe
Our case seems to be related to the case our father is working on, just like last time. (The Hardy Boys suspect a SUSPICIOUS guy, but he turns out to be INNOCENT. They solve the CASE, and they capture the BAD GUYS.)
THE END

Encyclopedia Brown
By Donald Sobol
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Someone
Alas. Something is wrong.
Encyclopedia Brown
Never fear. I will solve the mystery by employing my repertoire of obscure facts as a thinly disguised device for teaching kids educational information. (He does.)
THE END

The Collected Work of Jane Austen
By Jane Austen
Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson and Peter da Silva

Female Lead
I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
Male Lead
I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know. (They find out.)
THE END

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
By C. S. Lewis
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard

Caspian
We are sailing to find some random people. (They sail to a BAD place and escape. They sail to a GOOD place and have fun. They sail to a BAD place and escape.)

Eustace
I hate this. Oh wait, I like it now.
THE END

I thought those we're funny... I'll post some MOVIES-IN-A-MINUTE tomorrow.